“Since the game lasts only three hours, I can bring my kids along without worrying about them getting bored. This is the only version I’d watch if South Africa isn’t playing. I know this match [between New Zealand and Sri Lanka] will be exciting, and it’ll be worth the money.”

Another big factor for coming to the cricket is the fact that the grassy embankment is a non-smoking zone, which doesn’t allow any alcohol to be brought in either. “I wouldn’t want any drunken louts making a scene with my kids around,” says Warren, and he has a point too.

What about the added razzmatazz, with the cheerleaders and the music? “I love it,” he enthuses. “Though my wife has warned if I look too long at the cheerleaders she’ll go up there and join them.” That’ll then be another reason for Warren to go to the cricket.
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To bowl-out or not to bowl-out? The tied game between Pakistan and India was decided in that manner in Durban on Friday, and a quick survey was done to check how the format went down with the spectators in Johannesburg. The results were overwhelmingly in favour of it. “It’s great fun, and suits the Twenty20 game,” was the general refrain. There were a couple of dissenting voices, though, who reckoned it just wasn’t the right way to decide a cricket match. Next question to those dissenters: “Do you prefer Test cricket or Twenty20 cricket?” “Test cricket, of course.” That explains everything.