It grieves me to write that Twenty20 will grow so rapidly over the next couple of decades that it may threaten the very existence of Test cricket, writes Kerry O'Keeffe in a hilarious column in the Sunday Telegaph.

Michael Clarke looked like Captain Grumpy before a ball was bowled - the music was too loud and Gilly was spilling his guts to Slats about the game plan on the two-way. He may have had "Pup'' on his back but he had mongrel on his mind - straight away he hit a pie from Mark Gillespie over long off for a Dorothy Dix.

Also read Chloe Saltau in the Melbourne-based Age, Tim Lane in the same paper, and Mike Coward in the Australian.