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   <title>All hail Lord Snooty</title>
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   <published>2008-11-06T14:34:17Z</published>
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   <summary>He may not have captured imaginations like Sachin, nor won as many games as Anil, nor enchanted as many purists as VVS, not erected as many walls as Rahul, but Sourav, more than anybody, has embodied the new India. </summary>
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Sourav Ganguly, more than anybody, has embodied the new India
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So this is it. Forget Anil Kumble’s exit. Forget that this could conceivably be Rahul’s final Test. To know that Nagpur is currently staging Sourav Ganguly’s five-day farewell is to know that an era is well and truly over.

He may not have captured imaginations like Sachin, nor won as many games as Anil, nor enchanted as many purists as VVS, not erected as many walls as Rahul, but Sourav, more than anybody, has embodied the new India. 

Skill, commitment and ambition are all very well and good, but what a team needs to take that quantum leap from promise to fulfilment is someone who detests giving an inch, much less losing. If that person happens to be able to toss a coin with reasonable efficiency and give a lively press conference, so much the better. 

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      <![CDATA[It is not impossible to imagine India threatening Australia’s hegemony without Ganguly’s barbed, aggressive, street-smart leadership, but it is exceedingly difficult. Yes, his sides contained five of the best batsmen (himself included) and two of the finest spinners ever to represent India. But would they have beaten the best without that uncompromising lead? Could they have prospered as they did without that determination, a determination so remorseless and plain you could see a permanent glint of steely mischief in those bright brown eyes? I doubt it on both counts.

Being born into money has its downs as well as its ups. The self-assurance that stems from financial security cannot be underestimated, but the drive to prove you can succeed on your own merits can be all-consuming, and hence ill-directed. Unlike the vast majority of the so-called “genetleman amateur” Englishmen of yore, whom he so often resembled in his unquestioning self-belief and superior air, he has given cricket his all, meeting every challenge head-on and overcoming every hurdle.

He has never courted popularity, and was downright unpopular during his stint with Lancashire, where he was nicknamed “Lord Snooty” and so alienated teammates they had vacated the balcony by the time he went to salute it following his belated first half-century. The rift was exacerbated, admittedly, by the fact that Ganguly travelled around the country with his wife and seldom bought into the dressing-room-as-home bonding ethic, but while detachment in that environment rarely works, it has its advantages when the going gets rougher and tougher.  

Left-handed, deceptively leisurely and apt to dismiss decent deliveries from his presence with the same imperious ease he dispatched unwanted press queries, Ganguly the batsman has been a pleasure to watch ever since I saw that cool-headed maiden Test century at Lord’s in 1996. There has always been a perceived chink against the short stuff, but he is hardly the first to have been wary on that front. My favourite memory remains the 1999 World Cup, when he and Dravid teed off against Sri Lanka, the holders, at a sunkissed Taunton.

It was a curious confluence of player and stage. Sited in a market town deep in the English west country, a zillion miles spiritually from Bengal, the County Ground, currently in the throes of a handsome redevelopment, is an intimate arena. The square, furthermore, can be relied upon to reduce bowlers to gibbering impotence - hence Somerset’s enduring inability to win the County Championship. No regular visitor, however, could have anticipated the ensuing carnage.

Caning Kenyans and Canadians is one thing, but no senior nation had received an ODI hiding like the one meted out to Murali and company by Ganguly and Dravid that day. With the air of a club pro knocking in a new six-iron, Ganguly lofted seven sixes and swanned, with no apparent effort whatsoever, to 183 off 158 balls - a competition-best against a full ICC member. India’s 373-6 was the highest such in any ODI to that point. The pair added 318 in 45 overs, outstripping the extant one-day record alliance by fully 43 runs.  Then we all went home to watch Manchester United steal the European Cup.
 
To find a more revealing measure of the man, and the leader, let’s go back to the aftermath of his finest hour. It’s April 2001, and India have just inflicted Australia’s second series defeat in eight years, in the process terminating that record-busting sequence of 16 Test victories strung together by Steve Waugh’s hordes. Waugh had accused his opposite number of deliberately turning up late for the toss throughout the tour but even with the Border-Gavaskar Trophy safely won, Ganguly was not about to yield an inch. 

Cue the deadest of dead bats: "There's so much to do in the mornings, knocking up, talking to the selectors, that I may have been late by a few minutes." One can only imagine the amount of sniggering going on under his breath. Waugh was even less gruntled at Indore, and with greater reason, alleging that Ganguly had tried to con him that the coin had come down in his favour. Ganguly insisted he simply bent over the coin to see which side was uppermost and could not tell heads from tails. More admirable was the refusal to let Waugh get under his skin as he had burrowed so deeply under the Australian’s flesh. "I could not be bothered what Waugh says,” he harrumphed. “I am within my rights to seek a clarification from the match referee.” 

Not that Waugh let it die easily, In his autobiography, he called Ganguly "elitist", not to mention a "bloke who made a few rules for himself in his exalted position". Even so, he could not completely suppress his admiration. "I saw in Sourav a committed individual,” wrote the man generally decreed to have been the most committed cricketer of his generation, “who wanted to inject some toughness and combativeness into a side that had often tended in the past to roll over and expose a soft underbelly." Whether from captain to captain or man to man, there is no higher praise. 

Fortunately for India, after one false start with Dravid followed by Kumble’s brief reign, another streetfighter has inherited Ganguly’s mantle. Cue new era. 

(It is also the end of this fairly old and probably run-down blog, so thankyou for your interest, your indulgence and your spirited rejoinders.)

<em>Rob Steen’s new column for Cricinfo begins next Wednesday </em>]]>
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   <title>A one-sided coin</title>
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   <published>2008-11-01T11:29:55Z</published>
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   <summary>The “winner-takes-all” concept may make for riveting entertainment, but it is not one that bears even a passing resemblance to fairness. And one of sport’s foremost attractions, for this observer, is that it dispenses justice with greater efficiency and regularity than any court of law. Or life in general.</summary>
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The question was posed with all the innocence of youth. “Looking forward to tomorrow night, are you Rob?” wondered one of my students yesterday. What followed was the often contradictory sound of a middle-aged boy grappling with snobbery, conscience and the dilemmas thrown up by a world changing rather too rapidly.

“No” was the short, unhesitating answer. The prospect of tuning in to this evening’s $20m showdown in Antigua, of watching a match whose individual feats will only ever appear in one edition of <em>Wisden</em>, one in which the slightest human frailty can only prove costly in the most literal sense, is not one that fills me with any pleasurable anticipation.

Elaboration, though, was called for. Journalism students demand no less. No, I emphasised, there is not a single morsel of me that begrudges the players their potential wealth. Given that cricketers’ earnings have long lagged behind those of footballers, baseballers and basketballers, let alone golfers and tennis players, I’m both proud and chuffed that the biggest prize in the history of team sport should be destined for practitioners of flannelled folly.
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      And no, I don’t give a fig whether the greatest beneficiary is Sir Allen Stanford’s ego. How many billionaire philanthropists are not self-publicists? So long as Caribbean cricket prospers as a consequence, who cares? 

And no, I stressed, the game’s least time-consuming, most slapsticky format does not, in itself, prompt snottiness. If the match was to be conducted over 50 overs per side I would feel no different. If it lasted five days, moreover, any enhanced enthusiasm would be more than counter-balanced by the fact that only one team would be rewarded for their efforts. 

Wherein lies the rub. “There are two teams out there,” Bill Woodfull famously informed “Plum” Warner from the Adelaide treatment table during the Bodyline series, “and only one is playing cricket.” The philosophy here is not dissimilar.

Yes, if a catch goes up with two runs required off the final ball, the tension will be enormous, and sport is nothing without suspense and drama. But the consequences of fielding fallibility will be too great for comfortable viewing, not least since, no matter how strenuously they protest, the sinner will be forever damned in the eyes of his team-mates. In a close game, even a mid-innings mistake will be magnified out of all proportion.

The “winner-takes-all” concept may make for riveting entertainment, but it is not one that bears even a passing resemblance to fairness. And one of sport’s foremost attractions, for this observer, is that it dispenses justice with greater efficiency and regularity than any court of law. Or life in general.

So, good luck KP, Chris Gayle and company – may the best men win. But no, this is one armchair spectator who has no intention of watching.   
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   <title>Play it again, Allen</title>
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   <published>2008-10-25T09:58:54Z</published>
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   <summary>This could be the latest step on the road to winning back the love of these unbrotherly islands for a game that once defined them and, much more important, united them. </summary>
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In 1735, an advert proclaimed that a London XI, selected by the Prince of Wales, would meet one from Kent, chosen by the Earl of Middlesex, for a prize of £1000. In 1751, Eton Past & Present challenged the Gentlemen of England for the even princelier sum of £1500. We have almost come full circle. 

The Stanford Series has attracted scorn ever since Sir Allen helicoptered to Lord’s carrying a briefcase stuffed with more dollars than Elvis Presley’s estate earns in, ooh, a month. With the credit crunch biting and recession dawning, that scorn has been augmented by distaste, hence Kevin Pietersen’s insistence that he will not tolerate any excessively jubilant celebrations should England beat the Stanford Superstars in next Saturday’s $20m winner-takes-all finale. Oh, that John Terry were so sensitive towards his fellow man every time he haggles over whether he should be paid £135,000 a week or £140,000. 

Then there is the sheer fear Twenty20 tournaments of this ilk incite: for the future of Test cricket, yes, but also for the unity of the game. The ECB and the BCCI may at least be on speaking terms but to describe their relationship as warm would be akin to characterising Paris Hilton as a demure young lady. Sure, the Antigua showpiece is the ECB’s way of compensating KP and company for their misfortune in playing for a country whose season clashes with the IPL, but it is also a broadside aimed at what it perceives as the BCCI’s temerity in using its vast revenues to take over the game. Accepting that the boot has swapped feet never comes easy. 

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      <![CDATA[The decision to empower the umpires to refer any decision they wish to the greater wisdom of technology has drawn plenty of opprobrium too, not least from Duncan Fletcher, whose advocacy of a referral system has finally found wide support. “[This] essentially means they become the guys who hold the bowler’s hat,” he lamented in today’s <em><a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/blog/2008/oct/25/stanford-super-series-englandcricketteam" target="_blank">Guardian</a></em>. “It will be very hard to judge whether or not they are actually good umpires.” But is that the point, Duncan? Surely what matters is that we get the best, most accurate decisions, not that we fret about egos? 

These are all familiar arguments, and will undoubtedly continue to rage long and loud. And yes, as Fletcher asserts, there are “a few too many questions for comfort”. But being at the crossroads, as the game unquestionably is, is never a comfortable place to be. And if the answers to those questions culminate in a window for a merged IPL/ICL, a revamped Future Tours Programme and a reconstituted ruling body uninfluenced by national interests, all the better. In the meantime, let’s pause and reflect on the one indubitably good thing that could come out of this. Sir Allen Stanford wants to regenerate Caribbean cricket, and ventures such as this cannot hurt. 

In the short term, there is every possibility that victory for his Superstars over England, and the unimaginable sums it will bring to Chris Gayle and Co, will accentuate the divide between the leading players and their principal employers, emphasising that talent can flourish and prosper without having to deal with a clutch of inadequate administrators. Which would be no tragedy whatsoever. 

In the long term, this could be the latest step on the road to winning back the love of these disunited islands for a game that once defined them and, much more important, united them.      ]]>
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   <title>In search of wisdom</title>
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   <published>2008-10-14T08:23:43Z</published>
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   <summary>The current economic crisis assailing the wider world was born of short-termism and greed. Is it too much to hope that cricket is capable of greater wisdom?</summary>
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The priorities seem plain: revamp the Future Tours Progamme, fix a four- to six-week window in the calendar for the IPL and another for a credible annual World Test Championship
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So it has come to this. Just as the United Nations stamped its feet and shouted itself hoarse but was unable to prevent the United States and Britain from invading Iraq, so the ICC, for all the harrumphing and tub-thumping of David Morgan and Haroon Lorgat, is proving entirely impotent in preventing the BCCI from jackbooting the primacy of international cricket for six. To scream or to cry: that is the question. Laughter certainly doesn’t come into it. 

The trouble with an Englishman portraying Lalit Modi as the devil incarnate, or lamenting even the teeniest aspect of this Indian-led revolution, is that it leaves him wide open to charges of racism, or jealousy, or both. As someone who has spent a goodly chunk of his journalistic career lamenting the Anglo-Antipodean duopoly, befriending south Asians, bemoaning the patronising treatment of Sri Lanka, advocating the ICC relocate from Lord’s to Kolkata and expressing undying gratitude for the way India’s obsession with all things flannelled and foolish has kept the planet’s most anachronistic ballgame alive and kicking, I reject the first charge with every bone, fibre and cell in my body. But am I envious of the fact that cricket means so much more on the subcontinent than it does here? You bet.

That the game is at a crossroads cannot be doubted. Anyone who cares for its long-term future can only observe the Acronym Era with fear and trepidation. Of course it is about time the old world tasted what it is like to be dictated to by the new. Of course the desire to avenge decades of disrespect, however carefully concealed and repeatedly denied, is completely understandable. But with power comes responsibility, and the BCCI seems so utterly, so wilfully, oblivious to this.]]>
      Lorgat makes much of “ICC values” in the body’s latest quarterly bulletin, but to suggest that one of them is “working as a team” would be comical if it wasn’t so horrendously wide of the mark. Who does he think he is fooling? As Tim May, the eloquent leader of the Federation of International Cricketers&apos; Associations, seldom tires of advocating, the need for a new governing body, independent of national interests and historical/racial rivalries, is paramount. But is there the will for such a radical overhaul? Not so’s you’d notice.

In Dubai today and tomorrow there is a golden opportunity to begin the game’s reformation. The priorities seem plain: revamp the Future Tours Progamme, fix a four- to six-week window in the calendar for the IPL and another for a credible annual World Test Championship. First, though, the elected delegates must look reality directly in the eye and concede that, for all the billions of dollars swilling around, there really is something rotten in the state of cricket. Without that acknowledgement, without that will for change and concern for the game’s long-term future, there can be no progress.

The current economic crisis assailing the wider world was born of short-termism and greed. Is it too much to hope that cricket is capable of greater wisdom?
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   <title>A tide in sore need of turning</title>
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   <published>2008-10-02T14:28:08Z</published>
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   <summary>England needs spinners who spin rather than roll, who give it a real tweak, who put revolutions on the ball. Spinners who, like baseball pitchers, have a proper arsenal of differing deliveries</summary>
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Derek Underwood’s ascent to MCC President prompted the <em>Times</em> to run that immortal photo of the match-winning, Ashes-squaring wicket taken by “Deadly” when he trapped John Inverarity leg-before at The Oval 40 years ago. What made it unforgettable was less that Inverarity may well have had as good a case for wrongful dismissal as he has always insisted, but that every fielder bar one is in the frame.

Underwood, understandably, has taken the opportunity to lament the decline of British spin, pledging to do everything in his power to save that endangered species, the left-arm spinner. Mind you, if truth be told, his own brand of left-arm deliveries, which made him the only English slow bowler to take 200 Test wickets, relied more on pace, cut and damp pitches than loop, twirl or devil.  

The statistics, on the face of it, are profoundly depressing. In the final Professional Cricketers Association MVP rankings, only six specialist spinners figured in the top 40, and most owed an inordinate debt to their ability as run-makers. The only one to dent the top 25 was Adil Rashid (11th), whose 65 wickets at 31.83 lagged just two behind Steve Harmison atop the first-class lists. In the County Championship MVP chart, only three twirlers made the top 30, and Ian Blackwell’s berth at No. 6 had rather more to do with his 1000-plus runs: after all, for all his parsimony and admirable economy-rate, he was forced to plough through 19 overs for every victim. Rashid tallied more than double the number of bowling points (246.53) gleaned by any rival twirler bar Shaun Udal (127.05). I’m sure I’m not alone in feeling that his omission from England’s Indian tour party – and I’ve lost count of how many respected commentators have argued, ludicrously, that the experience would damage him – beggars belief.  
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      We could go on. No homegrown spinner in the Championship, not even Rashid, managed 35 wickets at under 30. We could point to this as evidence of a global trend: look at Australia’s fretful and thus far fruitless attempts to uncover bowlers even half as good as Shane Warne and Stuart MacGill. With Panesar lacking variation and Kaneria all too often failing Pakistan in the fourth innings, the somewhat freakish Ajantha Mendis and possibly India’s Piyush Chawla may be the only contemporary players who have what it takes to rack up figures comparable to Daniel Vettori or Lance Gibbs, let alone Muttiah, Shane and Anil. But let’s stick, for now, with Blighty.   

Even if we bypass the obvious disadvantages of a sodden season (and Imran Tahir’s 44 scalps at 16.68 in seven outings for Hampshire and Danish Kaneria’s 40 at 21 for Essex cocked a sizeable snook at that), the reasons for the steep decline in British spin since 1966, when Underwood became the youngest Pom to take 100 wickets in a season, are not unapparent. Ever-heavier and chunkier bats; the dearth of ex-spinners among the ranks of county coaches; the caution instilled in captains by the advent of the two-divisional Championship; the technical advances made by batsmen more accustomed than their forbears to weathering spinners on the Indian subcontinent. Nor can exposure to the best - the game’s niftiest slow men have been regular features of the county landscape over the past decade - have hurt their self-assurance. Facing those of lesser renown has become a bit of a picnic. Those who believe I have overlooked pitches as a factor have presumably forgotten how consistent a force Kaneria has been for Essex, much less the havoc Mushtaq Ahmed wreaked from 2003-07. If you’re good enough you will prosper.

Mushtaq says he wants to work with county spinners because he is convinced there is more raw material there than in his native Pakistan. Hmm. I wonder. Rashid, Sussex’s Ollie Rayner and Hampshire’s Liam Dawson do show distinct promise but it might just be that he is free with the flattery because he is bucking for a well-paid job. 

More than ever, spinners, as a species, are now welcomed as light relief from trial by pace. Emboldened by enhanced techniques and surfaces less inclined to wear and tear, batsmen are less inclined to sell themselves cheaply. “A lot of that is the development of Twenty20,” reckons Shaun Udal, who enjoyed something of an Indian summer in helping Middlesex win the Twenty20 Cup. “It’s changed the way the batters play spin. You just get smacked down the ground. In Championship cricket, you don’t get any chance to relax. My first five overs [against Northants] went for 30-odd, and I hadn’t bowled a bad ball.”

Yet it is in the Twenty20 Cup that reasons for cheer can be found. In the competition’s six-year history, the leading wicket-taker, Nayan Doshi, is a spinner; five others feature in the top 10. Spread the field of vision and you might note with interest that of the top six career-economy rates in Twenty20 cricket worldwide, four belong to slow men. In terms of strike-rate, two Pommy leggies, Chris Schofield and Simon Marshall, rank in the top eight. This may have less to do with the bowlers’ artfulness than the fact that the hasty desperation for runs breeds error, but spinners have always preyed on such fallibility. 

Nor is there any reason to believe that this shift will not continue. The more Twenty20 games are played – and boy, are we guaranteed more, at all levels – the more the cannier spinners will rise in confidence. But relying on rashness isn’t enough. Unless aspirants broaden their repertoires, master the carrom ball or find other ways to aid the evolution of this mystical art, the transition to five-day sorcerer will remain fraught with difficulty. 

It is not left-armers per se that we need, nor off-breakers or leg-breakers. Forget the traditional categories, as Mendis and Murali have done (and the sooner someone offers the former a county contract, the better). What we need are spinners who spin rather than roll, who give it a real tweak, who put revolutions on the ball (Graeme Swann is the only one I have seen since Phil Tufnell to have done so for England at 78rpm rather than 45 or 33). Spinners who, like baseball pitchers, have a proper arsenal of differing deliveries. It’ll hurt, and so it should. Gibbs’ fingers frequently bled, so fiercely did he apply pressure on the seam.

The recipe seems straightforward enough. Ambition, practice, commitment, courage, self-belief, a rhino-like hide and invention: as David Byrne would doubtless put it, same as it ever was.     
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   <title>The sweet taste of humble pie</title>
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   <published>2008-09-26T17:17:59Z</published>
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   <summary>If Durham land their first Championship pennant, Steve Harmison will be able to spend at least the next couple of months blowing enthusiastic raspberries in the general vicinity of the press box.</summary>
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All right, so there’s still a few yards left, but in all likelihood, sometime on Saturday, barring any small miracles at Trent Bridge or Taunton, the final day of this summer of foul weather and fairly glorious uncertainty will see Durham breast the tape first and hence carry off the County Championship pennant for the first time. In which case, we will have witnessed one of the more improbable turnarounds in recent cricket history. As a consequence, Steve Harmison, the man whose wickets are currently serving as a modicum of compensation for the agonies north-east soccer fans are enduring at the hands of the fast bowler’s beloved Newcastle United, will be able to spend at least the next couple of months blowing enthusiastic raspberries in the general vicinity of the press box.

Tucking into humble pie is part of a journalist’s lot. The tendency to be pressed into seeing the world in white and black, and ignoring those endless shades of grey, all too often incites rash, often inflammatory judgements that dispense with humanity while expertly, if barely, skirting the laws of libel. And because he can be so good, so intimidating, so damned irresistible, Harmison has attracted considerably more than his fair share of invective. The fact that, at heart, he is both articulate and a complete sweetie somehow makes him an even easier target. 

When he and Matthew Hoggard were dropped by England after the first Test in New Zealand six months ago, it appeared to all intents and purposes that Harmy had cooked his own goose for the umpteenth and final time. Always a reluctant traveller, he seemed keener than ever to be anywhere else but on a cricket field, and bowled accordingly, the menace reduced to that of a toothless tabby. The arrival of a fourth child was proving a distraction, sure, but could the selectors really be expected to maintain any vestige of faith in someone of such apparent frailty? Forget those feline metaphors. If the caricature of a fast bowler is a rip-snorting, fire-breathing, no-holds-barring Tyrannosaurus Rex with a sturdy pair of arms, here was a Brontosaurus apt to intimidate purely by dint of size, and prone only to occasional lapses from strict vegetarianism.

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      Stuart Broad and James Anderson stepped into the breach with such effectiveness that England rebounded to take the series. Surely there would be no way back now for this most exasperating of cricketers, no stay of execution. Yet Harmison remained a contracted player, and the new selection trio hung on in there, consoling themselves no doubt in the knowledge of his uniqueness. After all, when the moon is in the seventh house, the planets are adequately aligned and the mood takes him, no active bowler can generate the same sort of bullying, leg-jellying bounce. Go back to Durham and take some wickets, they told him. The worst that could happen would be that he would respond like so many before him and fail to muster sufficient enthusiasm for the dimmer lights and lesser stages.
 
Instead, back on the green, green grass of the Riverside, he rumbled in with venom time after time while Hoggard, given the same brief, struggled to find his groove for Yorkshire. Again and again Harmison struck when it mattered, in all formats, and with sufficient consist ency to earn a Test recall against South Africa. The series may have been lost, the tourists mentally on the plane, but with the exception of Andrew Flintoff’s rediscovered mojo, there was no more rewarding sight for English eyes all season than the bite and spite Freddie’s pal brought with him to The Oval, along with that oft-elusive rhythm and control.
 
That Kevin Pietersen was able to talk Harmison into rescinding his premature retirement from one-day internationals testified both to the new captain’s powers of persuasion and the bowler’s newly relocated peace of mind and renewed ambition. And while the rest of the contracted quicks took a breather once the ODI series was won, Harmison kept his engine going, bringing Durham to the brink of history. Maybe the prospect of those Stanford millions turbo-charged his battery, but so what? He’s in it for the quids, not the kicks.
 
Speaking as one who had written him off, it gives me an unseemly degree of pleasure to tuck into that humble pie. It’ll taste even juicier if he can help bring back the Ashes.   


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   <title>Championing the cause</title>
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   <published>2008-09-16T16:35:43Z</published>
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   <summary>Last week, glory be, the ECB, not always the fount of all wisdom, got something wonderfully right. In hiking the rewards for winning next year’s County Championship from its present £100,000 to £500,000, over ten times more than the next fattest domestic prize, it took a giant step for cricketkind.</summary>
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This has been a season of endings for British flannelled tomfoolery, some less mourned than others. For Michael Vaughan and Chris Adams as, respectively, England’s pre-eminent Test and county captain of the decade; for the first-class careers of Darren Gough and Graeme Hick; for Oxford and Cambridge’s inordinately prolonged status as first-class opposition; for the BBC as a serious player in broadcasting cricket. It has also probably marked the beginning of the end, thanks to a court ruling in France, for the Kolpak Era. But someday, one trusts, we will also look back on it as the end of a new beginning. And no, I’m not referring to anyone called Kevin. 
 
Last week, glory be, the ECB, not always the fount of all wisdom, got something wonderfully right. In hiking the rewards for winning next year’s County Championship from its present £100,000 to £500,000, over ten times more than the next fattest domestic prize, it attempted to equip what some regard as a dodo with a pair of working wings. It also took a giant step for cricketkind by sending out a welcome and only slightly overdue message.
 
Yes, it implicitly acknowledged, Twenty20 is the flavour of the month, possibly the age; yes, it probably will transform the game’s finances for evermore; yes, it may well reverse more than a century’s worth of custom by making clubs more profitable to play for than countries. Nevertheless, it explicitly insisted, Test cricket, for which the Championship provides the training and manpower, remains the game’s highest and most important means of expression. Which will come as a relief to traditionalists and purists alike, contemptuous as so many are of the shorter format, not to say fearful that it might swallow all other variations whole.
 
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      That the decision to divide the Championship into two tiers from 2000 has heightened competitiveness is beyond argument, as the likes of Justin Langer will attest, and this year’s race has been the most riveting yet. Nothing underlines this more indelibly than that Hampshire, in shedding their relegation fears with last Friday’s victory over Surrey, soared to the top of the table. Indeed, when the penultimate round begins on Wednesday, a mere 25 points will cover the top eight sides. Only Surrey, whose relegation Hampshire all but confirmed, do not cling on to a mathematical chance of emerging triumphant. The majority, by the same token, could still go down. Purr-fect.
 
For once, we have the weather to thank. Of the 64 First Division fixtures to date, 27 have had a victor. Up to now, the lowest number of decisive results in a top flight campaign has been 34, the average 40; only once, in 2004, have draws outnumbered wins. Even in the similarly sodden summer of 1967, with its diet, exclusively, three-day games, there were more wins than draws. Indeed, this year’s champions may even fall short of Warwickshire’s paltry five wins in 2004, at 31.25% the lowest such proportion since the competition was formally constituted in 1890.  
 
There is, though, another factor. With no dominant side on view – Durham, Nottinghamshire, Somerset, Yorkshire and Hampshire have all topped the table this term - the differential between the number of points for a win (14 points) and a draw (four) is such that avoiding defeat is all too often the priority. Throw in batting (five) and bowling (three) bonus points and a draw can net 12 points. Ed Smith, the Middlesex captain, is far from alone in advocating that victories be worth at least four times as much as a stalemate and that bonus points be scrapped. Many believe, with similarly good cause, that 12 matches per team would be more conducive to fitter minds and bodies, though that would rob followers of both the symmetry of a home-and-away programme and four precious weeks of those numerical soap operas we call scoreboards. Still, a County Championship without tinkering would be like a dog deprived of the ability to moult. 
 
For some, history beckons, at however long a shot. For Sussex, the first hat-trick of titles since Yorkshire in 1968; for Kent, a first Championship since 1978. Neutrals, though, will be torn between the likelier lads of Durham and Somerset, neither of whom have ever worn this particular crown. That the latter have been trying since 1891, whereas the former only entered the lists in 1992, swings the sentimental vote their way. And while Durham’s final assignment is a trek to Canterbury, Somerset will host Lancashire, who have gone two months without a win, and have not won the pennant outright since 1934. 
 
Not since 1974 has its destination been decided by the elements. On that occasion Hampshire watched the rain fall for three days while Worcestershire took two bonus points during the only day’s play possible at Chelmsford, and ultimately took the title by that very margin.  If it means breaking their duck, neither Durham nor Somerset would have the slightest objection to a nationwide monsoon.
 
But no matter who wins, the unedifying fact, for apostles of an exclusively Twenty20 world, is that cricket’s most venerable competition is still alive and kicking what one hesitates, in polite company, to call “ass”. Long may it reign. 
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   <title>The pain of Dwayne</title>
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   <published>2008-09-11T09:23:20Z</published>
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   <summary>The prospect of seeing Smith in England colours one day is by no means an unattractive one. But who, honestly, would really want it to end up that way? Infinitely more preferable would be for Sir Clive to make him feel wanted back home. A few one-on-one sessions with Chanderpaul on the art of crease occupation wouldn’t go amiss either.</summary>
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So there IS some justice in the world. Recent events in Darfur, Georgia and Zimbabwe had not given rise to a surfeit of optimism but at least Shivnarine Chanderpaul has been anointed as ICC Player of the Year. And how he deserves it. Partly for rekindling the spirit of Horatio, partly for services to that most old-fashioned of sporting virtues, namely patience, but mostly for the inspiration he will, one hopes, provide for Caribbean cricket.

Quite how Dale Steyn beat him to the Test award beats me. In 2008, our Shiv has batted 13 times in Tests, against South Africa, Sri Lanka and Australia, the three strongest attacks in the game, remaining unconquered on six occasions, each of which has seen him tally at least 65. He has passed 50 eight times, and averages 101. In South Africa his series average was 82.33; the next most consistent West Indies batsman was Marlon Samuels (52), and only one other team-mate averaged more than 22. Against the Ozzers he averaged 147, scoring one fewer 50-pluses than the rest of the side combined. In all – and here’s the best bit, the clinching bit – he has endured for 2,267 minutes, ie. 37.78 hours. Which gives him an average of 174 minutes per crease visitation: all but three hours.

Nor, despite his exclusion from the ICC ODI XI, has his one-day record been shabby: 598 runs at 74.75, at an energetic if necessarily third-gear sort of strike rate, with only one dismissal for under 27 in 13 innings and seven scores of 50-plus. Even if  Clive Lloyd hadn’t chaired the adjudicating panel, it is hard to believe that the vote would have gone differently.

A conference held at Headingley on Monday brought home the wider importance of what Chanderpaul, in his own shy, loner-type way, is doing, and why he stands so alone. And why, for all that supporting England is my sole concession to patriotism, defeat in the Caribbean next year would prompt a degree of guilty pleasure.
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      <![CDATA[Entitled “Cricket and Globalisation”, the conference, organised by Stephen Wagg and Chris Rumford of Leeds Met University, attracted academics and writers from far and wide, including Pradeep Magazine of The Hindustan Times and Sir Hilary Beckles, Pro Vice-Chancellor of the University of the West Indies, director of the CLR James Research Centre and soon-to-be biographer of one Brian Charles Lara. 

During a panel discussion I mentioned a conversation I had recently had with Mark Robinson, Sussex’s cricket manager, wherein he told me of a point made by Corey Collymore, another Bajan Test man currently on the Hove staff: Caribbean players receive little or no technical guidance once they have graduated to the national side. This, Robinson felt, went a long way to explaining the inability of the extravagantly-talented Dwayne Smith, now seeking to qualify for England, to build on that wondrous match-saving century against South Africa on his Test debut four years ago. Sir Hilary offered a somewhat contrasting take.

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For one thing, he suggested, if any member of the current West Indies Test XI was to walk into the room right then, and see either Lloyd or Sir Viv in the audience, he would turn tail in a justified huff and leave immediately. The heroes of the 1976-95 era, Beckles reasoned, want it both ways. They resisted technical guidance, relying on gift and instinct, and on county cricket as a finishing school, yet now berated the present generation for not embracing coaching themselves. More than that, their criticism of Lara and company, and assertions of their own superiority, not least in the sphere of black consciousness and regional loyalty, had reached such a pitch of righteous indignation and contempt that their successors had been grievously undermined.

It is hard not to sympathise, especially with Smith. As Beckles pointed out, having been born and raised in a distinctly unprivileged and unpromising environment, he had somehow lifted himself beyond the temptation of drugs, so often the route taken by the unemployed youth of the Caribbean, and beat a path to the Test XI as a teenager. That debut hundred should have been the start of something; instead, it was the end of a long, determined climb. Denied the requisite support of consistent selection and proper tutelage – Robinson believes he has never been taught how to build an innings, much less the requisite movement of foot, and, as a consequence, “misses shots too often”.    

Robinson sees Smith as “a long-term project”. Capable of inflicting damage with ball as well as bat, a dazzler in the outfield, the prospect of seeing him in England colours one day is by no means an unattractive one. But who, honestly, would really want it to end up that way? Infinitely more preferable would be for Lloyd to expend the same sort of energy in making him feel wanted back home as he is currently doing in the case of Surrey’s Chris Jordan, another richly promising Bajan allrounder attempting to qualify for England for reasons of financial security. A few one-on-one sessions with Chanderpaul on the art of crease occupation wouldn’t go amiss either. 

And yes, forgiving Lara his lapses, and offering him a prominent role to play in stemming the talent drain, would be another step in the general vicinity of the right direction. Cricket, after all, needs a competitive West Indies every bit as much as soccer needs a strong Brazil.         ]]>
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   <title>Of winners and nice guys</title>
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   <summary>Both Hick and Gough deserve our respect and gratitude. But as the prizes for playing ballgames grow, it’s getting that much harder for nice guys to finish first.</summary>
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And so they face the final curtain. For one, coaching at Malvern College appears to beckon, and perhaps a few more pounds in the ICL; for the other, who knows? <em>I’m A Celebrity</em>, Ballroom Dancer of the Year and Truemanesque folk hero status in Yorkshire, probably, but there’s a lot he, too, could pass on to youngsters, and even more in terms of attitude than yorkers. But how will posterity treat Graeme Hick and Darren Gough? It is hard not to suspect that the one who deserves the greater respect will be quicker to vanish from the collective memory. 

Let’s get the stats over and done with first, which means a spot of jaw-dropping in Hick’s case. His choc-a-bloc swagbag contains 136 first-class hundreds (eighth on the all-time list); 178 in toto (second only to the boy Hobbs); in excess of 64,000 runs, including more than 22,000 in List A matches, with power to pass Graham Gooch’s record tally; more than 1200 games and 1,000 catches. Readers of the 2058 Wisden will doubtless revere him in the way we do Grace and Hobbs. 

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      Gough’s figures are even more impressive, and all concern his derrings and doings for country rather than county: most ODI wickets for England (236); second-best strike-rate (35.9); ninth most Test wickets (229, though Steve Harmison and Andrew Flintoff will soon relegate him from the Top 10); second-best average, 28.39, behind Angus Fraser among England bowlers claiming 100 Test scalps since Viv Richards hammered Bob Willis into retirement in 1984; an Ashes hat-trick; kick-started the Nasser Hussain era with 72 wickets at 21.20 in 15 Tests spanning five series against West Indies, Sri Lanka (away), Pakistan (away and home) and a Flowered-up Zimbabwe in 2000-01, all of which would have been won but for a horrible post-tea collapse in the final session of the streak; most impressively of all, only Fred Trueman has bettered his Test strike rate (51.6) among Poms harvesting 80-plus victims since the First World War. 

When they first played together for England, in an ODI against the Kiwis at Trent Bridge in 1994, Hick actually outbowled Gough (2-32 v 2-36), but their paths, in terms of international achievement, diverged greatly from then on. Whereas Gough, chest and cheeks puffing with pride and unstinting effort, would have been England’s only shoo-in for a World XI in the late 1990s, Hick became a byword for lack of nerve and/or backbone. Whereas Gough was still busy talking up his England prospects long after he’d been put out to grass, one always had the sense that Hick couldn’t escape the spotlight quickly enough. 

Perhaps we judge him too harshly. Perhaps we shouldn’t use that Test average of 31 as the ultimate barometer. For one thing, had he made his debut 10 years later and Ian Bell his 10 years earlier, given the way the planet’s bowlers have suffered at the hands of legislation and pitches this decade, it is eminently possible that their averages would have been reversed. For another, his one-day record – sixth most runs for England, ninth highest average, second-most catches by a non-keeper, better strike-rate than Monty Panesar – is far more representative of his value to the national cause. Then there is the small matter of expectation. Has any cricketer ever made his Test debut burdened with so many predictions of greatness? 

What, then, of the fact, of which much was once made, that he is an Englishman by trade rather than birth? When Mark Ramprakash and Andy Caddick decide they have finally had enough of the county-go-round, we will probably be making similar comparisons and drawing much the same conclusions. The difference is that whereas the Harrow-born Ramprakash is the Hick in statistical terms, it is the converted Pom, Caddick, Goughie’s erstwhile new-ball partner, who took to the highest stages with the greater zeal.

At the highest level, it all comes down to attitude. Does your self-belief outweigh the belief others have in you? Can you keep self-doubt at bay? Can you convince yourself, and your team-mates, that no mountain is too high, no sorcery beyond you? Do you carry yourself like a winner and talk like a champion? Are you, above all, a competitor by instinct? Gough and Caddick tick most if not all those boxes, treading as they do that thin line separating arrogance from complete self-assurance; if Hick and Ramprakash tick any of them it is only because, for the most part, they possess the dignity of those accustomed to receiving accolades and laurels. 

To hear the two pacemen squabble over their respective Test records on TV a few Saturdays back – and the jocularity was barely skin-deep - was to bear witness to one of the most enduring rivalries in sport. They couldn’t help themselves. Even now, in their professional dotage, they need the edge of competition like the rest of us need oxygen. You wouldn’t necessarily crave their friendship. Can you imagine Hicky and Ramps having a similar bout of verbal fisticuffs, even in jest? Nor me. Ramprakash has always been too serious, too hard on himself, Hick too sincere, too soft on others. Lovely blokes both, but neither has the inner security to be able to bluff his way out of a hole.

Hick should be treasured as one of the greatest runmakers in history, period. Gough ought to be remembered as the bowler who did most to restore his country’s cricketing self-respect. Both deserve our respect and gratitude. But as the prizes for playing ballgames grow, it’s getting that much harder for nice guys to finish first.


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   <title>Stop shopping at Tresco</title>
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   <published>2008-08-29T09:10:38Z</published>
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   <summary>Whether Kevin Pietersen’s powers of persuasion are extensive enough to compel a change of heart remains to be seen, but, for now, the prospect of translating domestic form to the international arena still appears to fill Trescothick with about as much enthusiasm as a long weekend with Robert Mugabe</summary>
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Calling England followers. Let’s be optimistic out there. Bit by bit, with the Ashes less than a year away and, even more important, a first series win in India for 23 years in the offing, the pieces seem to be plopping into place. 
 
Freddie’s back and firing with one-and-a-half barrels, which is about as much as could reasonably be expected when you consider how little he’s played over the past 18 months; Matt Prior is grasping his second chance with the determination that marks out life’s winners; Stuart Broad is starting to bowl with the belief that underpins his batting; he may still insist on not looking where he’s bowling, but Jimmy Anderson has taken bigger strides than anyone this year; as evidenced by a greater trust in his own bowling than any of his captains has had, KP is blessed with the positive mindset that fuels every lucky leader.

And Steve Harmison, on his day the most intimidating bowler on the planet, is back, giving KP four speedsters capable of exceeding 90 mph (whether this renewed hunger is strictly in response to Sir Allen Stanford’s largesse is neither here nor there; he does this for the living, not the loving). Is it being greedy to hope Michael Vaughan can reclaim that silken touch? Maybe, but that can certainly be balanced by the painful acknowledgement, given his ebullient county form, that Marcus Trescothick will never, should never, return.    
 
Last Saturday brought a sobering reminder of Somerset’s gain and England’s loss when Trescothick hammered 184 off 112 balls against Gloucestershire, not so much breaking his own national 40-over record, set just a few weeks earlier, but obliterating it, by fully 60 runs. To the inevitable question that followed, the answer was unequivocal: “I am done and dusted.” 

Whether Kevin Pietersen’s powers of persuasion are extensive enough to compel a change of heart remains to be seen – and anyone who can persuade Harmison to spend less time with his family is not to be underestimated - but, for now, the prospect of translating such form to the international arena still appears to fill Trescothick with about as much enthusiasm as a long weekend with Robert Mugabe. Even the stoniest heart, surely, would not begrudge him his priorities.
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      <![CDATA[At least the story has now been told. Whether it is the full one cannot be certain, but at least the chain of events that led to England’s greatest casualty of the post-Oval 2005 era, is now that much easier to swallow. Almost as easy, in fact, as the mints Trescothick confesses to having used in a shameless if vain attempt to help his bowlers stem those tidal waves during the 2001 Ashes.  
 
Trescothick’s mea culpa of an autobiography, <em>Coming Back To Me</em>, serialised in the <em>News of the World</em>, traces this sad tale in all its gory unglory. A tale of loss, fear and depression, it is nothing if not a cautionary tale for these sporting times. It is worth recounting the odd passage. Plagued by guilt over his refusal to return home following the sudden deaths of his wife, Hayley’s, father and grandfather, the Pakistan tour of 2005 found him “exhausted, emotionally vulnerable, isolated and far from home…ready for the taking”. 

Come India the following February he was gone: “I never saw the ball that got me out [against a Board President’s XI in Vadodara]. I knew I was going to crack. I threw my helmet in my bag and there, in the middle of the dressing-room, I let it all out. I said: ‘I’ve got to go home.’ Then I began sobbing. I rushed outside. I was nervous, uptight and retching and I didn’t want to cause any more of a scene in front of the other players. But Fletch [England coach Duncan Fletcher] grabbed me to get me out of sight. At that point I was a shell. I didn’t care. I’d lost the will to do anything else.”

The following November, an attempted comeback against New South Wales ended when he requested permission to leave the field to go to the loo, and never returned. “It was as though someone flicked a switch. I knew it was over. The tears welled up as I started to walk back to the pavilion. I knew I no longer had any say in the matter. The illness had come back, the bastard had returned, and the shadow cast by its black wings consumed me again.” The heart bleeds. 
 
The recent confessions of Stuart MacGill, Michael Slater, Shaun Tait and Lou Vincent prove that Trescothick is far from alone in his admission of mental frailty, never an easy thing to do amid such a macho world but a welcome sign that dressing rooms are becoming less oppressive. Nor, of course, should we be in the slightest bit surprised that players buckle under the pressure.
 
A recent ICC bulletin from Dubai claims that, from 1993 to 2000, the top 20 most active players “featured in an average of 62 days international cricket a year, while between 2000 and 2007, this rose to just over 71”. Participation rates among fast bowlers, moreover, “have remained consistently around 76%”. These figures, though, take no account of the time spent away from home and hearth, nor, indeed, of the way in which tours have multiplied in quantity while shrinking in length, compressing and hence intensifying the pressures.

Not that the ICC shrinks from such an uncomfortable analysis. Over the past two decades, its researchers have calculated, the average duration of a five-match Test series has “condensed” from 68.63 days to 48.17, ie by nearly 30%; for a three-match rubber, admittedly much the more common, the figures are 27.44 to 22.64, hoisting the intensity factor by nearly 20%. Next spring, India are scheduled to go to New Zealand and cram in two Tests, five ODIs and a Twenty20 international, plus a three-day warm-up match, in barely a month. That might suit the likes of Trescothick and Harmison, uneager as they are to be on the road, but there has to be a better balance than this, surely.      
 
To watch Trescothick thrash and swat Worcestershire’s bowlers all over Taunton last night was to see a free spirit on cruise control. The drives and pulls were devoid of doubt, bereft of caution. Here was a cricketer enjoying his job, an entertainer doing what he does best: a big goldfish revelling in a smaller, grubbier, more opaque bowl. Helping Somerset finally land that elusive Championship pennant is now the summit of his ambitions. To ask him to return to the wider public gaze would almost certainly end in tears for all concerned, as Charl Willoughby, his worldly-wise South African teammate, emphasised this week.
 
“The illness made him a bit introverted and closed,” Willoughby recalled, “but since he’s put his international career behind him he is one of the nicest guys you could play with. He’s open, he’s generous, willing to offer advice to anybody. He’s an awesome cricketer and England definitely miss him but they’ve got to be understanding that he is a human being. They can’t expect him to come back because it will affect him again.” 
 
So let’s be grateful out there. That Harmy seems to be as ready, willing and able as he has ever been. That, regardless of today’s result at The Oval, a fitful summer is ending in considerably better fashion than looked possible a month ago. And that Tresco is smiling again.  

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   <title>Yes please, Prime Minister</title>
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   <published>2008-08-20T14:27:52Z</published>
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   <summary>Labour won the 2005 General Election on the back of an Ashes triumph. If you want to take your subjects’ minds off the property crash, not to mention secure a second term, you wait and see how feelgood the feelgood factor is when the urn is regained next summer</summary>
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Dear Gordon,

I know you’ve been having a tough time since moving from No.11 to No.10, what with all the economic worries, the cash-for-gongs saga, record levels of dissatisfaction with your premiership and that curious-looking Milliband chap sniffing your throne, so I’m not entirely surprised to see you taking such pleasure in the performance of all those “Team GB” cyclists, oarsmen and sailors in Beijing. However, I don’t think it would be fair on you to let you get too carried away. Which is why I am here to set you straight.

"Success in rowing, sailing and track cycling can essentially be bought by siphoning off money from the public purse and handing it to the athletes who are then able to train like professionals ... Success in sport - like in the agricultural market - is easier when it receives huge state subsidies." So wrote Matthew Syed, a former Olympian, in <em>The Times</em> the other day. OK, so he was a ping-ponger, out for himself from first bobbled serve to final fluffed smash, but the point remains. If you really want to give yourself a worthwhile goal, let’s see what you can do about our regular national teams, notably the lot who endeavour to play cricket.

To be honest, and I reckon most of your subjects would back me up, I would far prefer our soccer-rockers, rugger-buggers and willow-wielders win a few more games than a ragtag collection of largely university and/or public school types bring home more golds in more unwatchable sports than China and the US combined from a quadrennial event that costs more to stage than the GDP of Southern Africa. If you are tempted to believe I am one of those people who regard the “winning” of the right to stage the 2012 Olympics to be something of a costly and catastrophic defeat, I will not take offence.

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      <![CDATA[As Ed Smith, the most literate county captain since Mike Brearley, pointed out in <em>The Guardian</em>, nearly 60% of Britain's medallists at Athens in 2004 went to independent schools. “Chasing cherry-picked Olympic dreams in which the winners are the privileged, cynics say, is a misappropriation of the public purse,” he wrote. “After 11 years of New Labour, British sport seems less meritocratic than ever.” I’ll second that emotion, and third it.

Surely the priority, if you really do insist on flinging money at sport, should be with those who truly make us feel proud, or at least better. And since team sports remain the last refuge for semi-selfless endeavour and true collectivism, and since you did used to be something of a leftie, that priority should probably lie with soccer, rugby union and cricket, each of them a nourishing crust in our daily bread. That said, soccer doesn’t deserve it (fancy putting club before country!) and rugby union doesn’t need it, so that leaves cricket.

I realise that, being Scottish, all this might mean less than nothing to you. Even if it does, you’re probably still peeved at the way Douglas Jardine, Mike Denness and Gavin Hamilton were treated by the selectors. But have you forgotten? Labour won the 2005 General Election on the back of an Ashes triumph. If you want to take your subjects’ minds off the property crash, not to mention secure a second term, you wait and see how feelgood the feelgood factor is when the urn is regained next summer. Mark my words – calling a snap election for early September will pay dividends. 

Of course, simply chucking millions at causes, however worthy, isn’t necessarily the answer. It depends on how you chuck ’em. Have a look at the upper echelons of the current county averages (you’ll have to go online; the papers can’t be bothered printing them anymore) and note all those Africans, Aussies and non-Flying Dutchmen. And the reason for that, once more, is privilege. Which brings us to your beloved school system. 

You and your party are forever blathering on about broadening educational opportunity, and the need to give half the country a university degree (given the plummeting standards of literacy and numeracy in secondary schools, the latter was not, on reflection, the cleverest idea, but hey, you can blame that on your old mate Tony B). But what kind of a country sells off most of its playing fields for supermarket development? Unless your parents can afford to pay by the barrowload for your education, the chances of being coached properly at school are miniscule. And you only have to look at the talent little ol’ Sri Lanka are turning out of their schools (yes, <em>Sri Lanka</em>!) to appreciate the value of such a breeding ground. 

So, Gordon, if you really, <em>really</em> want to do something for sport, the answer should be as clear and plain and, well, dull as your demagoguery: buy back those playing fields and crank up the wages of the teachers who will have to work overtime to raise our future Kevin Pietersens and Darren Pattinsons. OK, Jimmy Andersons and Monty Panesars. And while you’re about it, sending a sicknote to IOC, confessing to your undying regret that staging the Olympics could bankrupt the nation, wouldn’t hurt either.   

Yours sincerely

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   <title>Rob the Key to renewal</title>
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   <published>2008-08-03T18:15:50Z</published>
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   <summary>The biggest factor in Robert Key’s favour is that he played no part whatsoever in the 2005 A****. Which means that he is not besotted with, coloured by nor reliant on the past</summary>
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Funny how things come back to bite even the hardiest bum. But for English wariness, the review system trial that appears to have gone down so well in Colombo and Galle would have been in force during the Basil D’Oliveira series, in which case England might well have won the third Test and levelled a series that in all other respects showcased why modern Test cricket, at its most competitive and invigorating, is streets ahead of where it has ever been. 

Indeed, had but one of the balls that James Anderson fizzed across a clueless, groping Graeme Smith during the opening phase of South Africa’s chase caught the edge they deserved, Poms might well be celebrating a remarkable comeback against a side, lest we forget, that could well end Australia’s seemingly interminable dominance before next year’s over-hyped and undermining A**** debate. That, though, would merely have papered over those widening cracks and deepening holes, which makes what actually happened, and their inevitable consequences, more desirable.

Michael Vaughan’s decision to step down was firmly in keeping with the man who has led England to more Test victories than any other captain. So long as his personal form refused to improve, the self-doubts that festered in New Zealand were bound to resurface sooner or later, and Vaughan has too much self-esteem to be able to cope with persistent failure. One wonders, with every cheap dismissal, how easy he found it to look at himself in the mirror, to accept that he wasn’t pulling his weight, wasn’t worth his place as a player. (And three 50-plus scores in 17 post-knee-op innings against strong attacks – Sri Lanka, India and South Africa – certainly infers as much.)]]>
      <![CDATA[The last England captain obliged to confront this sort of brutal, unforgiving truth for an extended period was Mike Brearley, who was not only a good few years older than Vaughan - and hence less motivated to soldier on, to battle the demons and prolong the denial – but also far more aware of his own (admittedly greater) shortcomings as a batsman. “I had to struggle in Test cricket,” Brearley once confessed, “with an inner voice which told me I had no right to be there.” Vaughan has never been besieged by such a sense of inferiority. For the best part of four years he was demonstrably England’s best batsman. How fortunate, moreover, that when he did enter decline, in 2005, it coincided with the emergence of Kevin Pietersen, without whom the A**** would never have been regained.

Few would argue that Vaughan has not been one of the most intuitive and astute captains of the decade. With considerably fewer resources at his disposal, Stephen Fleming probably had the edge, though Mahela Jayawardene may yet be remembered with greater awe than either. Vaughan also had the good fortune to inherit, from Nasser Hussain, the bedrock of a good, going on very good, team. Since returning to the captaincy last summer, however, it has been hard to avoid the conclusion that his ability to inspire, his man-management, has faded. 

Nowhere has this been plainer than in the case of Steve Harmison, the fully-motivated version of whom would surely have prevented South Africa from stacking up all those runs at Lord’s and Headingley, much less forestalled that record chase at Edgbaston. The suspicion those leadership skills were waning, though, stemmed from his indiscreet comments about the Fredalo affair made during an interview with the <i>Guardian</i> last year. Having said what possibly needed to be said, his subsequent attempts at denial were not so much daft and unworthy as indicative of the uncertainty that besets any leader-in-absentia.

It is also hard not to believe that Vaughan saw England’s failure to convert their revival at Edgbaston into victory as a personal one. Had it gone the other way, would he have resigned/been persuaded to step down (the jury’s still out on that one)? I doubt it. In victory he would surely have been emboldened, and perhaps inspired to reclaim form with the bat. More likely, he might have convinced himself he was fireproof, never a useful thing for a captain. Again, therefore, this particular cloud does not so much possess a silver lining as a golden one.

This, after all, is a golden opportunity, finally, to put some distance between the Peter Moores era and the Duncan Fletcher one, to give the latter his due and the former his head. Fletcher, with Nasser Hussain and later Vaughan as co-pilot, navigated England from the depths to the peaks. We are fast-approaching the third anniversary of that A**** triumph and only fleetingly, in Mumbai and at <A href="/engvpak/engine/match/225256.html" target="_blank">Old Trafford</a> in 2006, have England - notwithstanding the fact that they have never since put that Oval XI into the field -  approached that brand of intimidating swagger. It would be cruel to make too much of the fact that Vaughan was captain on neither occasion. 
  
So, where to next? The fact that Paul Collingwood simultaneously renounced the one-day captaincy – always inevitable in the wake of the Grant Elliot business - leaves the way conveniently clear for the two roles to be united under one banner, the ideal scenario according to the national selector, Geoff Miller, and many more sages besides. There is a strong case in favour of maintaining the split duties, if only because that would allow Andrew Strauss to take over the five-day reins, but that step would be strictly and needlessly short-termist. Strauss has rallied strongly since his career was being obituarised in New Zealand, yes, but that steadily declining batting average makes it difficult to picture him enjoying the four-to-five-year reign enjoyed by the last four lengthy incumbents, namely Vaughan, Nasser Hussain, Mike Atherton and Graham Gooch.

Given that Alastair Cook is far too inexperienced and that burdening the barely-reborn Andrew Flintoff would make about as much sense as appointing Prince Andrew, only two plausible options remain, neither of which could be described as safe. On the one hand there is Pietersen, whose unstinting self-belief could well rub off on the younger players; on the other, Robert Key, the most respected skipper on the county circuit, both of whom warrant berths in the Test and limited-overs sides. 

The risk with Pietersen is two-fold. One, the responsibility may lead to caution, introspection and introversion, and hence impair his genius as a batsman; two, rather than the confidence and adventurousness, it is the rashness that could rub off. It is worth remembering, too, how little leadership experience he has. It is also worth remembering that tendency, so evident in his pontifications about the IPL, to say one thing to one branch of the media then contradict himself without so much as a pause for breath. Being a maverick player is all very well; how many mavericks have enjoyed extensive periods of international success as leaders? Not Ian Botham, not Flintoff, not Carl Hooper. Australia never trusted Keith Miller and at least he had a track record with New South Wales.

Key has a number of compelling assets. In two-and-a-half seasons as captain of Kent, he has grown enormously in stature, among opponents as well as team-mates: a laid-back soul with the capacity to rouse; an enabler as well as an exemplar. Presiding over a county dressing room wherein the main contributors are Pakistani and South African and the rest mostly young ’uns is no easy matter, yet Kent have been this season’s most consistent outfit across all formats. He is also one of two batsmen – Owais Shah being the other – who could strengthen England’s shaky order at The Oval and beyond. And unlike Shah he would fit naturally and neatly into the top three.

But perhaps the biggest factor in Key’s favour is that he played no part whatsoever in the 2005 A****. Which means that he is not besotted with, coloured by nor reliant on the past. He cannot use it as a panacea, a means of consolation when times get tough and the rhymes rough. Not for him the regular self-affirming, and often self-deluding, reminders of heights attained. Not for him the knowledge that he is extremely unlikely to replicate them, collectively if not individually. Not for him the pot of gold reached prematurely.

It is not often that an outsider comes straight into an international dressing room as captain, and most of those – in keeping with this country’s unusual, traditional and mostly misplaced insistence on appointing captain then team - have been English. Tony Lewis and Keith Fletcher did so for the 1972-73 and 1981-82 tours of India respectively, and Chris Cowdrey for a single chapter of the 1988 Wisden Trophy rubber: none could be considered even a qualified success. Key, though, is firm friends with Flintoff, is fondly regarded by all and, most importantly, is worth his place strictly on playing ability, which is not something that could be said of Cowdrey, Fletcher or Lewis.

It would be a bold move to appoint Key, yes, but also a sensible one. Being told that history is there to be defied can only add to a challenge he would surely relish.]]>
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   <title>New regime on Stats Island</title>
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   <summary>Averages have long held sway in the first-class fray, but the right and proper accent on economy- and strike-rates means that runs per innings and wicket are no longer sufficient as arbiters of quality. May I therefore be so bold as to propose two new, reasonably comprehensible and complexity-free categories: ESR and SA - Economic Strike Rate and Strike Average</summary>
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What with the Acronym War in full flight, the game’s governance in disarray, umpire referrals being trialled, the Kolpak Era showing encouraging signs of drawing to an unlamented close and Mohammed Asif being a very silly boy indeed, it hasn’t been easy of late to focus on what really matters – runs and, um … oh yes, wickets. Unfortunately, even in the safe, profoundly apolitical arena of Stats Island, I can’t seem to get much, if any, satisfaction.  

While watching Wednesday’s <A href="/countycricket2008/engine/match/320028.html" target="_new">Pro40 game</a> between Durham and Somerset, the thrilling sight of Steve Harmison and Liam Plunkett adding 81 for the last wicket - and only just in vain - set me wondering about the highest such stand to win a senior match. Not exactly a left-field query, one would have thought. Certainly not an unnatural one for a fully-qualified anorak.

Infuriatingly, my determined scouring of various Wisdens, Frindalls and Webbers, not to mention sundry reputable databases, all came to naught. Which merely strengthened what has long been a personal bugbear: cricket is not well-served by its statisticians. Or not as well as it might be. And definitely nowhere near as well as the Elias Sports Bureau, Bill James and other likeminded souls serve baseball, the only sport that matches cricket when it comes to being fatally smitten by numbers. ]]>
      <![CDATA[The big difference is situational statistics, which baseball uses for public consumption and cricket does not, though several counties and state sides are currently building up the sort of databases that will render that possible. Does Batsman A consistently fare differently according to the score when he takes guard? Is his temperament such that 80-5 is likely to bring more from him than 280-5? Does Bowler B perform more fruitfully according to ego, ie. whether he is given the new ball or comes on first-change? Is a string of maidens more likely to beget a wicket (a popular theory recently rubbished by hard facts)? The answer to these questions could be extremely revealing and helpful in terms of team selection, batting and bowling order, and tactical approach; they would also be fascinating for spectators and students of the game.

But, again, it is the straightforward stuff where the void gapes widest. Which Test keeper has conceded the most byes in a career? More pertinently, which one has the lowest average of byes per Test? No internet database I know of can satisfy that poser. When Graeme Smith and Neil McKenzie were threatening to bat all day against England at Lord’s earlier this month, a friend texted from the pavilion: what’s the record for the fewest runs to have been scored in a wicketless day? I rummaged and number-crunched the latest <i>Wisden</i> as well as a few databases for an hour and got precisely nowhere, other than to report that, had the openers remained intact until stumps, they would have set a record for Tests in England. 

It is not that progress hasn’t been made. Strike-rates, for batsmen as well as bowlers, are now accorded an importance that would have been barely credible to statisticians of 30 years ago - and, given the recession in over-rates, with eminent justification. Yet something niggles: why must the denomination for batsmen be runs per 100 balls? Not least because, in the average ODI or even Test innings, 50 balls constitutes a decent sojourn. The results, 178.53 and the like, strike me as far too big and unwieldy. Why not simply make it runs per ball? A rate of 1.78 would be altogether more digestible.  

There have also been some worthwhile if ultimately flawed attempts lately to rank current wicketkeepers in such a manner as to take into account the runs they contributed and those they have given away. By including dropped catches, sadly, subjectivity pollutes. One man’s miss is another’s brave try. Ugliness is firmly in the eyes of the beholder.

Only in time will these shortcomings be addressed and redressed, but the will must be there, and I don’t detect enough of that. Of more immediate concern is the need to find a way of properly measuring the effectiveness of batsmen and bowlers in 50- and 20-over cricket. 

Averages have long held sway in the first-class fray, but the right and proper accent on economy and strike-rates means that runs per innings and wicket are no longer sufficient as arbiters of quality (and don’t get me started on the ludicrous homage paid to not-outs). May I therefore propose two new, reasonably comprehensible and complexity-free categories: ESR and SA - Economic Strike Rate and Strike Average.

The first of these excludes averages altogether, and instead marries bowlers' economy- and strike-rates by multiplying them. Since both economy-rate and strike-rate need to be minimised, as the following table testifies, Joel Garner’s ESR in ODIs is superior to those of Wasim Akram and Muttiah Muralitharan, the two highest wicket-takers:
 
                                               ER         SR           ESR
Joel Garner                            3.09       36.5    112.79
Muttiah Muralitharan            3.87       35.4     137.00
Wasim Akram                        3.89       36.2     140.82


There is a case for dividing that final figure by the number of overs or games, the better to bring opportunity into the mix - which would only enhance Garner’s standing. That, however, would lead to a preponderance of fractions: never a good idea in terms of punter-friendliness. Baseball’s mathematical appeal doesn’t appear to have suffered unduly for the value it places on numbers to the right of the decimal point, but I still find a batting average of 0.333, for all that broadcasters enunciate it as “three-thirty-three”, a little too diminutive for complete respect. 

The second category is more complex. Although I would contend that, in the context of the abbreviated formats, runs per innings is of greater significance than runs per wicket, they should form part of the equation. As, equally so, should strike-rate. The following table reflects this calculation, confining the sample to the highest ODI achievers: those with 2000 runs, who average 35 and whose acquisitions come at 70 runs per 100 balls. The results do no justice, above all, to Shahid Afridi, but then speed is nothing without direction.  

                                             Average (A)     Strike Rate (SR)     SA (A x SR/100)

Michael Hussey                        54.92               85.63               47.03                                        
MS Dhoni                                  48.00               92.18               44.25          
Viv Richards                              47.00              90.20               42.39
Kevin Pietersen                        47.14               86.62               40.83          
Zaheer Abbas                            47.63               84.80               40.39
Michael Bevan                          53.58               74.16               39.73              
Lance Klusener                         41.10               89.92               38.96
Sachin Tendulkar                     44.33               85.49               37.90
Andrew Symonds                     40.37                92.78               37.46
Michael Clarke                         43.40                80.48              34.93    

Again, you could divide the SA by the number of innings, or multiply it by the number of runs. Again, and either way, this would not be a sight for sore or even fresh eyes, much less the brain.

These figures, of course, are anything but flawless. The Economic Strike Rate does not take into account that “Big Bird” Garner was at his beak-dipping peak when there were no Powerplays, scores of 300 were immune and only a gifted/mad few dared attempt a reverse-sweep or over-the-shoulder flip, much less a switch-hit. Similarly, the Strike Average conveniently ignores the fact that batsmen score so much more rapidly now. Of the 12 men who have scored more than 1000 ODI runs at more than 90 per 100 balls, only Ian Smith, Kapil Dev and Viv Richards have not plied their trade within the past three years.

But hey, what the hell. All the evidence insists that it was easier for Don Bradman to pile up runs on 1930s pitches against 1930s fast bowling than for Victor Trumper on turn-of-the-century tracks with flimsy pads and SF Barnes to contend with. A century against the West Indies between 1976 and 1991 was worth a double against virtually any other attack ever assembled. Statistics, particularly those used to analyse sporting achievement, have always been two-dimensional at best. Nothing wrong, though, with throwing down a gauntlet.  ]]>
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   <title>A tale of two pities</title>
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   <published>2008-07-16T15:11:53Z</published>
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   <summary>By failing sundry drugs tests, Mohammad Asif was the one who actually broke some written rules, rather than merely ignored the urgings of a spiritual manifesto. So it is curious, yet entirely typical of cricket, that there appears to be more compassion for him</summary>
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Two years ago, Mohammad Asif was on a roll, whipping out 29 Indians, Sri Lankans and Englishmen in four Tests to confirm himself as Pakistan’s next planet-conquering fast bowler. In Adelaide a few months later, Paul Collingwood became the <A href="/ausveng/engine/match/249223.html" target="_new">first Pom</a> to score a double-century in Australia for nearly 70 years, matching the matchless Wally Hammond.  Now, for both, the doldrums beckon. In neither case is sympathy unconfined. But neither is it negligible.

By failing sundry drugs tests, Asif was the one who actually broke some written rules, rather than merely ignored the urgings of a spiritual manifesto. So it is curious, yet entirely typical of cricket, that there appears to be more compassion for him. As <a href="/pakspin/archives/2008/07/asifs_story_is_an_indictment_o.php" target="_new">Kamran Abassi</a> wisely points out in his blog, the Pakistan Cricket Board, in failing to provide a proper lead on drug education and then indulging him, convincing him he was fire-proof, have hardly been blameless.

There is even talk of Indian espionage. Was it merely coincidence, wondered one poster, that, the day after the PCB decided to bar its players from next year’s IPL dollar-fest in the event of it coinciding with Australia's rescheduled tour, IPL released Asif's positive results? “Not to mention that he was previously found guilty in India. And, also at Dubai Airport where 95% of the working staff is Indian!” It’s all too easy to see where this one is heading!

I have still to be convinced that performance-enhancing drugs can do much to enhance performance in cricket [hence the apparent dearth of offenders], other than to ease recovery from injury - which doesn’t really seem that heinous a crime, other, of course, than to the player himself, whose body might suffer in the long run. Nonetheless, my sympathies lie more readily with Collingwood, if only because he appears to have paid a full-enough price for his crime against the cricketing state but seems unable to avoid placing himself in front of misfortune’s steamroller.]]>
      <![CDATA[Many will contend that the only tears to be shed should be strictly those of a crocodilian persuasion. Collingwood, after all, shook sackloads of sensibilities with his ruthlessness in an ODI last month against New Zealand at <A href="/england/engine/match/296907.html" target="_new">The Oval</a>, refusing to withdraw an appeal after Grant Elliott had accidentally been clattered, and injured, by Ryan Sidebottom. For all his subsequent apologies, for all that team-mates might have counselled him better, or at least helped him carry the can, it cost Collingwood a great deal more than his suspension for permitting a slow over-rate. And rightly so. There are even those who rejoiced when Billy Bowden gave him out so cheaply, and so wrongly, at <A href="/england/engine/match/296909.html" target="_new">Lord’s</a>. Here was justice. Here was karma. 

All the signs now are that he will be replaced by Andrew Flintoff for the second Test of the D’Oliveira Trophy series, starting at Headingley on Friday. Having served his country so splendidly and unstintingly, in all forms of the game, one trusts, feels almost completely certain, he will return, but he needs assistance to dig him out his trough.

I have never met Collingwood, but all the interviews and anecdotal evidence suggest he is an admirable man, a quietly passionate sportsman blessed with a rare and priceless brand of determination. He’s needed every ounce. A north-easterner, he had to scrap his way to the top of a pyramid run by north-westerners and southerners, overcoming prejudice and pigeon-holing. Durham’s first major contribution to the national cause since they became the 18th first-class county in 1992, he batted with a punchy responsibility, could outsmart the best with the ball, and consistently produced the sort of breath-snatching catches one never, ever, associates with an Englishman. Characterised - snottily, snobbishly - as a one-day specialist, he nailed that theory long ago.   

Lord’s, though, was his first game for England since that Oval miscalculation. Was this really Colly we were watching? Kevin Pietersen and Ian Bell’s frolics meant that runs weren’t that crucial, rendering that single-figure score almost inevitable: here is a bloke who thrives on, lives for, the challenge; without a mountain to climb or a wall to be backed up against, he is a lesser player. Yet even in the field the colour appeared to have drained from his cheeks; a catch was dropped that, by his own admittedly celestial standards, was virtually undroppable. And, although he took a vital wicket in the first innings, there were no magic balls in the second, no flashes of sorcery to relieve the frustration, no “Goldenarm”.

It is hard not to sense that Collingwood is down on himself. Forget what the outsiders have said, outsiders who know nothing of him beyond boundaries and catches. Forget the number of hands that have been sheepishly raised when other players have been asked  whether they would have acted, in the white-heat of battle, as he did. His own self-image, as a tough but fair competitor, has taken a pounding. 

Whether he can recover will depend less, one suspects, on form alone than man-management. One of the main advantages of central contracts is that recipients no longer slink back to their counties after being dropped, tail between legs, confidence shot, sense of belonging evaporated. Yes, a few hundreds and wickets for Durham will help, but the phone calls and texts must continue, reassurance the theme. 

The same should apply to Asif, who has fallen foul, like so many before him, of his own immaturity and short-sightedness, but has also been nobbled by immature bosses, by poor guidance. Not that long ago he was made vice-captain, suggesting a man of substance rather than substance-abuse. Pakistan cricket, and the art of fast bowling, are not so well-endowed with talent that we can afford to see him ditched to the wayside.       ]]>
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   <title>In praise of quotas</title>
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   <published>2008-07-11T14:55:05Z</published>
   <updated>2008-07-11T17:09:05Z</updated>
   
   <summary>Without quotas, would one of the most successful fast bowlers of all time have ever scaled such heights, paving the way for a Cape Coloured and a grandson of Indians to follow?</summary>
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“That’s why it’s the best game in the world.” So texted my best pal after last Sunday’s Wimbledon epic between Roger Federer and Rafael Nadal, which had made me forget for the best part of five hours that tennis has left me cold ever since John McEnroe threw off his Superbrat cape a couple of decades ago. “Best individual game, yes,” I texted back, still dizzy at the rediscovery of a lost love but not so dazed that my faculties had fled in their limited entirety. Yesterday’s fare at Lord’s underlined why I still feel fully entitled to make the distinction.

This is supposed to be the moment in cricket history when virtually every conversation and headline concerns the Twenty20 golden goose. (If the ICC wasn’t supremely confident about the lasting impact of this particular revolution, why else would Haroon Lorgat’s first action as the new Malcolm Speed have been to announce that the best part of US$300 million will be lavished over the next seven years on spreading the gospel?) The quality of the first episode of the first five-day play for more than three weeks came, therefore, as a blessed relief. It was also a glowing reaffirmation of why team sports in general, and Test cricket in particular, beat all that selfish individualistic stuff. ]]>
      <![CDATA[Let’s, for the moment at least, dispense with nationalities and loyalties. Here was a day richly symphonic in form and content. Slow but fascinating overture as the hosts take 21 overs to reach 50, vaunted quicks mislay their radar on an unreceptive pitch and openers shift almost imperceptibly from wary strokelessness to quiet assertiveness; sudden and dramatic exposition as openers and home skipper are blown away in quick succession by vaunted quicks and over-anxious King Pantomimer does his level best to run himself out before being felled; wholly unexpected development as shy resident of Last-Chance Saloon throws caution to the afternoon breeze and imposes himself against a top-class attack as never before; riveting recapitulation as King Pantomimer relocates the undiluted arrogance he exuded when he first played against the men he allegedly betrayed; crescendo as King Pantomimer marches on to another century and hosts spurt from 200 to 300 in 24 overs. Bar some spin bowling [oh, was <em>that</em> what Mr Harris was serving up?], who could ask for anything more? Well, since you asked …

Last month, while stressing that the current "targets" should continue until at least 2010, the South African board recommended that the ultimate responsibility for selecting the national XI should lie with the coach and convenor of selectors, that the selectors should be solely responsible for squad selections, and that the board president should no longer be empowered to wield a veto. Many interpreted this as confirmation that the end of quotas was nigh. However misplaced, the applause was global, the mourning inaudible.

Yet to scan Thomas Lord’s patch was to see the fruits of that prickly, divisive policy, and remind oneself why it was necessary. Forty years ago, Basil D’Oliveira, another non-white cricketing child of that troubled land, the man in whose honour England and South Africa now compete, brought the iniquities and crimes of apartheid to the attention of the ignorant and the blinkered, courtesy, ironically, of the MCC mandarins who did their level best to keep his oppressors sweet by not selecting him to tour his homeland. Yet here, now, a triumphant triumvirate of coloured men was taking the field beneath the committee room where that selection meeting took place.

You had to pinch yourself pretty hard. Or, if you didn’t, it says a lot for society’s development over the past four decades because you probably didn’t even notice. There were Hashim Amla, Makhaya Ntini and Ashwell Prince clopping down those ancient pavilion steps, wearing those dark green, defiantly unbaggy caps, standing shoulder-to-shoulder with Afrikaaners, 153 Tests between them already, 345 wickets, 17 five-fors, 4598 runs and 11 centuries safely deposited in their joint account. For a few moments, as this realisation dawned, the lump in my throat had all the makings of a second Gibraltar.

All of which posed a question to those who had long protested against the justice and worth of quotas: without them, would one of the most successful fast bowlers of all time have ever scaled such heights, paving the way for a Cape Coloured and a grandson of Indians to follow? To me there can only be one answer, and it does not contain the letters y, e or s. In seeking to help transform societies and correct despicable historical injustices based on gender, race and physical well-being, quotas in sport have their place, serving the same purpose as those in the wider world of work. 

Yes, the time for quotas at the highest level has passed. But that’s only because they’ve fulfilled their prime function: to remove the obstacles of prejudice and inspire a generation. One might also argue - and heaven knows King Pantomimer himself has done so ad nauseam - that they have turned a disgruntled South African offspinner into England’s finest batsman for a couple of generations. But then that might sound suspiciously like the words of a smug Pom.]]>
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