There have been claims that Australia are the only side that has a realistic chances of winning this Test, but the chances of a result are, frankly, about as likely as an ice cream vendor doing business overtime in hell. Strauss and Bell will resume batting for England, whose goal will be to make sure there is no chance of them losing the game to go 2-0 down in the series. This pitch, which surprisingly hasn't come under as much scrutiny as it should have, is as flat as can be so batting shouldn't be a major deal. Any other notions?