It is hard to believe that in this era of professionalism, we still have batsmen (I use the term loosely) like Chris Martin and Ian O’Brien of New Zealand. Their recent performances against Australia took us back to a bygone age where bowlers simply felt no compunction whatsoever to contribute with the bat. Up until about 15 years ago, it was perfectly acceptable for some bowlers to make no apologies for being abject with bat in hand. After all, it wasn’t their job.
In recent times, as cricket has now become a full-time job for most professional cricketers, it beggars belief that some cricketers still cannot improve their batting skills to the extent that they can at least have a basic defensive technique. For the less defensive types like Stuart Clark or Zaheer Khan, at least find a few lusty attacking shots that can be honed to some level of competency.
They do very little else with their lives apart from practicing cricket. The bowlers do increasingly less bowling at training these days, wrapped in cotton wool and constantly having massages, ice baths and visualisation sessions. With an army of support staff around them who need to justify their jobs within the team structure, surely it is not asking too much to spend a few hours each week improving their batting skills.
Glenn McGrath proved that if you are serious enough about it, you can transform yourself from an absolute bunny to someone capable of scoring a Test fifty. Jason Gillespie went even further, starting off with a completely dead bat technique and eventually expanding his repertoire to score a Test double-hundred. Mind you, he never played another Test again so that’ll teach him to score runs instead of taking wickets. Daniel Vettori is in a similar category.
The Indian tail is now learning the value of taking their batting seriously. They might even have lost the Border-Gavaskar Trophy if not for telling contributions from Harbajhan Singh, Zaheer Khan and Ishant Sharma. You can see that it’s not just a case of swinging blind and hoping for the best. They clearly devote time to improving their skills.
On the other side of the coin, we had someone like Courtney Walsh who actually got worse as his career went on. All that time playing county cricket and Test cricket – if he had devoted even two hours a week facing the bowling machine, it would have shown. Muttiah Muralitharan has a good eye and hits the ball hard but his efforts at the batting crease are almost comical. Almost twenty years of first-class cricket and his improvement is nil.
It can be done. Jimmy Anderson and Matthew Hoggard were pretty poor batsmen when they first started but they’ve both made huge leaps in terms of their technique. Steve Harmison favours the aggressive approach but is now more than nuisance value. Even Monty Panesar is starting to value his wicket, especially against the spinners. The Devon Malcolm/Alan Mullally era seems to be well and truly over for England.
The South Africans have always prided themselves on not giving away cheap wickets. Makhaya Ntini is agricultural but at least he watches the ball and looks disappointed when he gets out. Shoaib Akhtar can hit big sixes. Lasith Malinga has also become a useful ally to a top order batsmen – Kumar Sangakkara played a great innings in Hobart last year with his support.
In the modern game, where coaches are looking for those ‘one percenters’ in every aspect of the game, it’s hard to believe that both coach and cricketer can’t find the time to work on their batting to find at least another 10%. With cricketers now more skilled at hitting big boundaries and scoring quickly, a tail-ender who can stick around with an established batsman can win a game for his team. Just ask Mike Hussey – he owes a few of his Test centuries to partners who refused to throw in the towel. Steve Waugh was also another brilliant tactician when it came to batting with so-called bunnies.
This is my list of some of the worst batsmen in recent memory. Feel free to throw in names of people I may have missed. In no particular order: Chris Martin, Ian O’Brien, Devon Malcolm, Alan Mullally, Courtney Walsh, Stuart MacGill, Muttiah Muralitharan, Amit Mishra, Shane Bond and most of the current West Indian tail. Who have I forgotten?
Its a little unfair that you have already added Amit Mishra to the list. He deserves at least 5-10 tests before he can bee added to such a famous list! After all he played only 3 tests!
Posted by: Rejoy at December 10, 2008 8:00 AM
Amit Mishra, I believe, has been a decent batsman at the domestic level with 9 50's, a HS of 84 and an average of almost 20 (all figures courtesy of cricinfo). So perhaps, given enough chances, he would come good at the international stage too. And who can forget THAT partnership of Courtney Walsh & Brian Lara against the Aussies in early 1999!
Posted by: Srikanth at December 10, 2008 8:30 AM
You have missed a couple of Indian Greats.
1) Munaf Patel Watching his effort with the bat in the recent one day series against england was too comical. Give him more matches he will match Martin.
2) Venky Prasad : I remember him hitting one six though of the last ball of an innings. Other than I think he has laid down a strong case to be added to this illustrious list.
Posted by: Ben at December 10, 2008 8:39 AM
Perosnally, i don't think Amit Mishra is useless with the bat. he has an FC average of almost 20, 9 50's to his name, and a top score of 84... which is quite similar to harbajan actually...
Posted by: Shiv at December 10, 2008 8:46 AM
Dilhara Fernando , Ashish Nehra , Charl Langeveldt
Posted by: KR Sriram at December 10, 2008 9:08 AM
My benchmark for worst batsman is more wickets than runs - BS Chandrasekhar is my ultimate choice.
Posted by: Asela de Silva at December 10, 2008 9:16 AM
You are spot on about this one. Just thinking about those famous lines from sidhu....a row of bicycles, loose pants etc. Having said that its also nice to note how some of these players have improved immensely over the years. The likes of chaminda vaas and anil kumble come to mind. The main issue i think is that there are some external entities responsible for some of the woeful batting. Chris Martin comes into the spotlight with every zero. its almost cheered worldwide. Murali is greeted in the same fashion as an opening batsman when he walks in to bat. would these subconsciously be factors as to why they keep doing it? The same could be said about afridi. his fans expect a six off almost every ball that he faces and he tries to deliver. Hence him being one of the biggest wasted talents in world cricket. i think its another case of pointing one finger at these people and pointing 3 at ourselves.
Posted by: Deepak Shah at December 10, 2008 9:43 AM
How about Cameron Cuffy? He is the star student of The Courtney Walsh School of Batting circa 1995!
There are many others - Dilip Doshi, Phil Tufnell, Maninder Singh. A special case to be considered would be Ajit Agarkar against any Australian side led by Steve Waugh!
Posted by: waterbuffalo at December 10, 2008 4:57 PM
One name you might have forgotten is Phil Tufnell.
A very popular player to Australians and the English alike. A rare bird.
Posted by: Michael Jeh at December 10, 2008 8:34 PM
I agree that I'm being too harsh on Amit Mishra. Too early to pass judgement on him. I've only seen him bat once or twice and it just "looked" awful, esp when he was bowled first ball by Krejza. But I concede that I'm being too hasty in putting him in this category. I love the reference to Ajit Agarkar because he was pathetic against Australia but has a Test century at Lords to his name. What a contrast.
Asela, you may have hit on a very valid point. Murali almost just lives up to his own billing now, backing away, swing wildly and grinning nervously. I can only think of one time when he played a matchwinning knock in that famous (controversial) ODI in Adelaide against England when he squirted one past point to win the game. Mahela scored a beautiful century that day and Alex Stewart was seriously annoyed with Ranatunga. Apart from that, I can't recall a Murali effort to win a match. Perhaps he never needed to - Sri Lanka either won comfortably or lost by a big margin.
Posted by: Ross at December 14, 2008 10:31 AM
Take Taylor off the list, and put Gillespie on.
Posted by: Thegreeneone at December 14, 2008 12:20 PM
Harsh on Shane Bond being amongst the worst batsmen in recent memory he does have a first class hundred and a couple of fifties and a realitively respectible test average of 12 for a number 10/11
Posted by: Hari at December 14, 2008 4:04 PM
Shane Bond??? Not good enough to be in that list in my opinion, he once hit a few sixes of Ganguly.
Posted by: Richard at December 18, 2008 7:00 AM
Let's not forget the greatest of them all, Merv Hughes who once achieved the unique feat of facing the final over in a ODI and playing out a maiden, swinging wildly at every ball and finishing 0 not out,although his batting did improve dramatically later in his career. Bruce Reid achieved a similar feat, requiring 2 runs to win or 1 to tie from the final over, bat met ball only off the final delivery which he edged to the wicketkeeper.
Posted by: SACHIN at December 21, 2008 7:22 PM
Shahid afridi tops the list of players in trowing there wicket away, don't know why he fells that he can hit every ball out of park.
Posted by: Michael at December 21, 2008 11:28 PM
You assume that Chris Martin and Iain O'Brien don't already spend a couple of hours a week practicing their batting. Chris Martin has a personal batting coach - Martin Crowe. (fat lot of use he's been)
Posted by: Matthew at December 22, 2008 8:00 AM
Odd that you say Vettori should stop scoring runs and take wickets when he has taken over 50 wickets this year at 25. The runs are a bonus that has made him rated 2nd best alrounder in the world in the ICC rankings.
Posted by: iwannaBhadlee at December 24, 2008 6:44 AM
Vettori has taken over 270 test wickets and scored 3000 test runs A little harsh to say he should stop scoring runs when by the time his career is over he will be among the top all rounders ever (he is only 29)
Shane bonds placing was also a little harsh averaging around 12 Why not replace Bond with the greatest of them all (aside from Chris Martin) Danny Morrison
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