The first Test took England supporters back to the dark days of the 1990s. It wasn’t the fact that their team lost: it was that they lost heavily. It wasn’t the fact that they didn’t take wickets: it was that they couldn’t bowl straight. It wasn’t the fact that they didn’t make runs: it was that they seemed to be giving their wickets away. The upshot, after all the hype, was a thudding let-down. For the second Test, the fans will take anything but another anticlimax.
The central problem at Brisbane was that the bowlers had a shocker – and then the batsmen did too. Result: first-innings deficit of 445. If Ricky Ponting hadn’t sportingly given them a chance to regroup, they might well have lost by an innings and 300 runs.
It’s being said that everything has to go right for England if they are to get back into the series. That’s overstating it. But everything can’t carry on going wrong. At Adelaide, either the bowlers or the batsmen have to do well in the first innings.
One of them, Andrew Flintoff, has so much on his plate that he has to be given some leeway. The other, Andrew Strauss, has to make some runs now. He is in form, or was when he last spent long enough at the crease to show it, but he has been out to the hook or pull four times in six innings in Australia. At Adelaide, with its beguiling square boundaries, the temptation to keep hooking will be strong. Let him hook – but downwards. (And let Geoff Boycott remember that he once had a hooking problem too, against Keith Boyce of the West Indies in 1973.)
When one of the batsmen gets to 80, as Collingwood and Pietersen did at Brisbane, he has to get 80 more. Even that may not be enough: Michael Vaughan made 177 at Adelaide last time, and still England lost by an innings, because nobody else passed 60. But England need to make their big runs bigger. The majority of their hundreds in Fletcher’s time haven’t made it to 125. Strauss, curiously for someone so level-headed, has yet to reach 150 in a Test. This is the moment.
The bowlers need to shape up as swiftly as the batsmen did at the Gabba. Somehow, they have to break through Australia’s top order. In home Tests since England last toured, Langer, Hayden and Ponting have made 7,188 runs at 70. The good news is that England have already had Australia three down for hardly any once this winter – in the one-day international at Jaipur. The bad news is that the man who did most of the damage was Saj Mahmood. And Langer and Hayden weren't playing.
England can do it, but only if they show intensity in their whole game, from bowling to captaincy. Memo to Flintoff: have a third man for Langer. Put three catchers on the drive for Hayden, not just one. Bowl full at Ponting, eight inches outside off, with the odd one jagging back for the lbw. Get Monty on early, and don’t be too bothered if they try to bully him. And give yourself the new ball: until Harmison recovers, you’re the spearhead.
Hmm..recipe for Mr.Fletcher & Flintoff...I hope they read this & so does rest of the members. Even if they manage to do few things right written by Tim & loose the 2nd Test, it would be worth it as that would mean they fought & they lost.
Posted by: Sri at November 30, 2006 3:05 PM
England went into the first test scared of their opponents. Now they've got the defeat out of the way, the only way to approach the rest of the series with aggression.. if you have to go down, you may as well go down fighting!
Not sure Harmison is going to survive the entire tour, the devils are in his mind, and not in his technique. As you rightly say, Monty should definitely play. If you expect to bat till no.8, it doesn't display any confidence in the abilities of the top order.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that this is going be Headingley from 2005!
Posted by: Sundhar Ram Srinivasan at November 30, 2006 3:28 PM
Oh! We will never change. In spite of all odds you are hoppin your team will put a good show. And I am hoping my team, India forget winning, will bat their 50 overs.
The buzz seems to be that Monty is back, which is great news. But it may not ne wise to drop Harmison. Apart from Flintoff, he is the only bowler who can fetch you a 6 for 50. Hoggard is more the 4 for 90 kind of bowler and Giles is 2 for 120.
Are they doing away with Jones?
Posted by: CJ at November 30, 2006 4:10 PM
the most glaring of many differences between Adelaide and Jaipur (pitch type, conditions, ODI vs Test match, etc.) would be that australia's top 3 included gilchrist and watson, two all rounders...how can that match be in the same paragraph as a stat on Langer, Hayden and Ponting?
not to mention that Ponting would give up that champions trophy and possibly a world cup or two to have the ashes back. he's hungry, and he got fed well in brisbane.
Posted by: Henry Money at November 30, 2006 5:35 PM
Memo to Flintoof: Win the toss.
Posted by: wajid at November 30, 2006 5:41 PM
yeh well said. i think the best way for the England will be to go through their top order quicky and finish them. England's batting is expected to do okay but you have to get opposition out twice cheaply in a test match if you want to win. For me the best combination for this will be, Flintoff, Hoggard, Mahmood, Panesar, and Giles.
Posted by: Frayne at November 30, 2006 6:12 PM
Memo to Flintoff: have a third man for Langer. Put three catchers on the drive for Hayden, not just one. Bowl full at Ponting, eight inches outside off, with the odd one jagging back for the lbw. Get Monty on early, and don’t be too bothered if they try to bully him. And give yourself the new ball: until Harmison recovers, you’re the spearhead.
Agreed !
Posted by: Alex at November 30, 2006 8:51 PM
"Memo to Flintoff: have a third man for Langer. Put three catchers on the drive for Hayden, not just one. Bowl full at Ponting, eight inches outside off, with the odd one jagging back for the lbw. Get Monty on early, and don’t be too bothered if they try to bully him."
The question is, why isn't anyone in the England setup going through all this with him beforehand?
Posted by: Rich at November 30, 2006 10:32 PM
The dark days of the 1990s?
In almost every series, with a few exceptions (the subcontinent tour in 1992\93, The Ashes 1993, Pakistan 1996), the 1990s were nothing like as dark as the 2nd half of the 1980s, where we lost everything bar 2 Tests in Australia and 1 at home to the embryonic Lankans.
That was surely the worst time to be an England fan.
Posted by: jibril at November 30, 2006 10:34 PM
Hi Tim,
In all the tests I have seen with Flintoff as the captain, and there have been a fair few now, I always had the impression that he favours fast bowling over spin. And that amazes me!!!
Second. I hope they rest Harmison and get him to Dennis Lillee and play Sajid Mahmood and Monty.
Third, Alaister Cook needs to realise that defence defence and more defence will NOT work against Warne, the beguiler.
Fourth, McGrath needs to be taken apart, if he plays. That is a very hard task but it needs to be done. He is a symbol of the aussie efficiency and he needs to be broken. If he does not play, then his replacement needs to be attacked from the very outset.
England expects every man to do his duty
Posted by: David at November 30, 2006 10:37 PM
Freddie... Freddie, WAKE UP AND PAY ATTENTION! For crying out loud take notice of Tim's great article (chortle) and then hopefully we might actually have something worthy to watch and not another whitewash (oops is that racist? My apologies, must be reverting to type after lessons in political correctness from the Fun Police in Brissie). Seriously, Freddie if you guys win in Adelaide and breath some life into the series I reckon our Prime Minister will give you another gong for services to cricket.
Posted by: Dudemanbro at November 30, 2006 11:34 PM
As an Australian, here's hoping the English implement something along those lines Tim. Given the stand-in captain, if England continue is this vein, and Duncan Fletcher survives the post-tour autopsy I'll be amazed. Reactionary rather than the progressive outfit of 2005. It's hard to believe it's the same outfit.
And fer cryin out loud we've heard enough about the Barmy Army trumpeter. The no instrument regulations are an absolute godsend compared to the days when the crowd was full of drunken morons braying tunelessly on plastic trumpets. Making an exception for the Barmy Army could open the floodgates. Given the choice between them and the alternative, the trumpet will just have to stay at home.
Posted by: bob at December 1, 2006 12:13 AM
So. He didn't pick Panesar. If Giles has an effect on this game with either bat or ball it will be a miracle. What an utter waste. And what's most shocking of all about the decision to include Giles is that the one thing that the England team actually does well - is bat. What an utterly useless decision.
I respect Flethcer so much for bringing Englaand to where he has. ANd Giles is a stalwart who was part of that team that went from zeros to heroes. Long live the king of Spain - but please someone let him go while he still has that memory.
I am so annoyed. Why has Fletcher gone so gutless now? England are stronger now... because of Fletcher... does he just not know what to do with that kind of team - he is so used to dealing with a team that needed solidity?
Posted by: Logan at December 1, 2006 12:15 AM
Getting Monty on early is going to be a bit tricky, given that he's not playing. England have named an unchanged side, so that must mean the management think Anderson is a better bet than either Monty or Mahmood. Can anyone provide a good reason for this? ANYONE?
Posted by: stephen at December 1, 2006 1:32 AM
Yes, well Freddie could send on Monty early if he was actually in the team, which has to be one of the most monumental selection stuff ups ever. Not picking your best spinner on a turning wicket, you've got to be kidding me, someone please send this to Duncan Fletcher not that it wil make a difference but it appears he has forgotten about who, where and why his team is playing.
Posted by: Mark at December 1, 2006 2:25 AM
The anti-clmax has already eventuated. Both the second test and the series have already been effectively decided. England's selection policy and approach are demonstratively defensive and tentative. Not to include Panesar and to retain Anderson - who seemed so ineffectual in Brisbane - is a travesty. It may well be that Boycott's seemingly ill considered and intemperate rearks about the tenure of Duncan Fletcher may yet prove valid. There batting this morning was bewilderingly tentative - simply waiting to get out.
Just as England's selection policy seems misconceived, so does the administration of this series. Test cricket is the heart and foundation of the game. To schedule the most eagerly anticipated of test series in such a way as to quite possibly undermine its competitiveness is sheer folly. England, despite their formulaic insistence to the contrary, have had insufficient opportunity either to prepare or to regroup.
Posted by: RSN at December 1, 2006 3:13 AM
England has always been "mediocrity elevated to superstardom" team. Flintoff and Pietersen are the only true matchwinners they can depend on to pull it off.
Harmisson is fast becoming "Harmless"on with his recurrent bowling woes(in aus under hussain and now under flintoff)
as time goes on, ashes 2005, though spectacular it was, will just reaffirm that it was a mere blip in aussie radar.
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Tim de Lisle is a former editor of Wisden Cricketers’ Almanack, Wisden.com and Wisden Cricket Monthly, where he won an Editor of the Year award in 1999. He is now a cricket columnist for The Times and Cricinfo. A former feature writer on The Daily Telegraph and arts editor of The Independent on Sunday, he writes about rock music for The Mail on Sunday and was shortlisted for Critic of the Year in the British Press Awards 2005. He plays cricket in the park with his children, bowling mediocre offbreaks.